mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow
7 hours ago with 385,766 notes
newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

7 hours ago with 140,714 notes
“porn teaches men they are gods. pop culture teaches men that the epitome of success is to be surrounded by naked women, fawning over you. prostitution exists because we, as a culture, very much believe that women exist to pleasure men. we tell women that they have to “work” in marriage, to keep their men happy, to keep them from straying — buy sexy lingerie, try threesomes, try anal, perform every porn fantasy he has — he needs it, he deserves it, it is your job.

we can continue to skirt around these truths — that the sex industry and our patriarchal culture breed men like rodger — but expect more violence, more deaths, more rape, and more abuse. our world is rife with elliot rodgers. we create them every day. they aren’t going anywhere.”
7 hours ago with 14,864 notes

5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

5 Seconds of Summer perform on the Today Show - July 22nd, 2014 

7 hours ago with 2,634 notes
anchoredlou:

now quoting the bible:
Proverbs 16:24Pleasant words are a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones.

anchoredlou:

now quoting the bible:

Proverbs 16:24
Pleasant words are a honeycomb, sweet to the soul and health to the bones.

7 hours ago with 4,068 notes

profoak:

flawlessvevo:

Oh my god. 

AFSFAS THIS IS OS FUNNY

7 hours ago with 72,644 notes
Anonymous said: so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases??? 

7 hours ago with 8,877 notes
lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

lasht-n:

ashton irwin bursting through your dash, making sure everything is good

7 hours ago with 16,650 notes
5sos-official:

we are so excited to announce that we are playing a special one-off show at the Forum in Los Angeles on November 15 !! This is MASSIVE for us to play such an iconic venue like the Forum :D if you’re in LA, you can buy tix AT the Forum this Saturday with the rest going online on Sunday ! Check the website for more info on how to get them :D www.5sos.com #5SOSFORUM
More info: http://www.5sos.com/live-forum-la/

5sos-official:

we are so excited to announce that we are playing a special one-off show at the Forum in Los Angeles on November 15 !! This is MASSIVE for us to play such an iconic venue like the Forum :D if you’re in LA, you can buy tix AT the Forum this Saturday with the rest going online on Sunday ! Check the website for more info on how to get them :D www.5sos.com #5SOSFORUM

More info: http://www.5sos.com/live-forum-la/

7 hours ago with 3,119 notes

The Today Show - July 22, 2014 [HQ]

The Today Show - July 22, 2014 [HQ]

10 hours ago with 2,792 notes

ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

10 hours ago with 116,168 notes